There is no chance that you will be posted to any high-priority temptership with only the rudimentary skills of a 101-level graduate. In order to be truly effective, you must learn to better understand and manipulate those hideous sacks of protoplasm that the Enemy so adores.
This is an opportune time to remind you of the nature of your post. You have not been allowed to advance to the position you are at because we feel some kind of warm glow when you reach the goals we set for you. Do not flatter yourself with thoughts that we have any interest in your essence. Make no mistake; we only care about what that essence can do for us. Otherwise we would not have spent the least amount of time and resources on you (or tolerated your odious presence). Remember these words: your success is your worth.
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